I'm going to a outdoor camp tomorrow and I need someone to take care of my two dogs while I'm gone. I need to find someone TONIGHT! I can't come on tomorrow morning because the campus is really far away and I have to wake up quite early.

I just need someone who has 10 training sessions to spare each day, and won't mind feeding and grooming my dogs too. Please just train 5 times for each dog, each day, that's all I ask! And I just need them fed daily.
To sum it all up, here's the list of requirements and things I need for my dog each day:
5 training sessions for each dog
Food (any kind of food)
Brush/groom

That's it! I just don't want them to starve, get filthy or miss out on training. If my dogs complete basic training, you can train them in any of the skills, I won't mind.

I'll send my dog as soon as someone is interested, oh! And the payment is $6000
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Is that too little? Sorry, I'll pay $7000 instead of 6000 if that's not enough. I'll arrive on this Friday afternoon, you don't have to feed/brush/train them on that day =) Just tomorrow and the rest of the days before Friday.
Please send back my dog on Friday, I'll send over the money as soon as I come back. I may be new to this site but I'll keep my promise and pay even more than if you did a perfect job taking care of my two dogs :D